I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

So this is the part
Where I gotta tell you all
I'm the king of the world baby
10 feet tall
tell ya I'm a better rapper
than the ballers who ball
But let me tell you something now
Cheeto is in it to win it
You can bet your ass
Kanye West can't eat 20 chicken nuggets
in less than 2 minutes
And your boy Eminem is such a disgrace
That fool wouldn't know a poutine
If I used it to slap him in his stupid fucking face

But all of that is neither here nor there
What matters most is that beautiful smell in the air
It smells like heaven comin right out the oven
The vanilla gorilla, baby, to know him is to love him
Cheeto Dust, I'm Cheeto Dust

I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

I once ate an omelette made with 18 eggs
believe me when I say it was the bezt
It had italian sausage in it and bacon bits
So good I fell into orgasmic fits
Why am I singin' bout my oversized breakfast dish?
I really don't know but that shit was delish
So I'mma do what I want like I always did
Ever since I was a chubby little kid
We gonna make another omelette
And eat that fuckin omelette (4x) (crack the eggs)

I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

<pizza order>
Put some pepperoni on it
And extra cheeeeese
and gimme some of that dippin sauce dude
Pretty, pretty please
I want all of your pizza, in and around my mouth
Just thinkin' bout it makes me feel funny way down south

Baby I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen
I don't think you know what incredible means
But you're gonna learn today, girl
Learn today

Baby, you know you got me in just the right position
to trade sexual favours for trips to the kitchen
and I'll make you cum twenty times, girl, like a man on a mission