The Hungriest Rapper

by Cheeto Dust

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released December 4, 2015

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Track Name: The Hungriest Rapper
I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

So this is the part
Where I gotta tell you all
I'm the king of the world baby
10 feet tall
tell ya I'm a better rapper
than the ballers who ball
But let me tell you something now
Cheeto is in it to win it
You can bet your ass
Kanye West can't eat 20 chicken nuggets
in less than 2 minutes
And your boy Eminem is such a disgrace
That fool wouldn't know a poutine
If I used it to slap him in his stupid fucking face

But all of that is neither here nor there
What matters most is that beautiful smell in the air
It smells like heaven comin right out the oven
The vanilla gorilla, baby, to know him is to love him
Cheeto Dust, I'm Cheeto Dust

I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

I once ate an omelette made with 18 eggs
believe me when I say it was the bezt
It had italian sausage in it and bacon bits
So good I fell into orgasmic fits
Why am I singin' bout my oversized breakfast dish?
I really don't know but that shit was delish
So I'mma do what I want like I always did
Ever since I was a chubby little kid
We gonna make another omelette
And eat that fuckin omelette (4x) (crack the eggs)

I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen
Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese
you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days
I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name
I'm the body positive champion of fat men
A solid 11 on the scale of ten
My name is cheeto dust

<pizza order>
Put some pepperoni on it
And extra cheeeeese
and gimme some of that dippin sauce dude
Pretty, pretty please
I want all of your pizza, in and around my mouth
Just thinkin' bout it makes me feel funny way down south

Baby I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen
I don't think you know what incredible means
But you're gonna learn today, girl
Learn today

Baby, you know you got me in just the right position
to trade sexual favours for trips to the kitchen
and I'll make you cum twenty times, girl, like a man on a mission
Track Name: Ice Cream
I love ice cream!
So many flavours
Put em all, in mah mouth
I don't share with any strangers

I wanna eat it all
From cherry to chocolate
Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it

sometimes I'll mix it up
Get some gelato
Like a pick me up
but Italiano
Even sherbet works
Or maybe sorbet
Someone tell me what the difference is anyway

And then you got the froyo
That's frozen yogurt
So many yummy flavours
Comin out like a soft serve
I like to go to places
Where you serve your own
So many yummy toppings
MIND BLOWN
And then there's ice cream cake
From the queen of dairy
Not just for birthdays
Cram it in my face when we get married

Some people say, Cheeto you got a problem
You eat too much and even then some

(man, I don't know what you talkin about)

I love ice cream!
So many flavours
Put em all, in mah mouth
I don't share with any strangers
I wanna eat it all
From cherry to chocolate
Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it

Then I gotta ask What about that banana split?
Tastes so good it makes me just wanna quit
but baby we both know it's too legit
So get it in your mouth before I run away with it
Run away with it, I run away with it
Baby you better eat your banana split before I leave with it
It's got whipped cream
and cherries on the top
Don't act like you don't know
There's even chocolate sauce

Ice cream, baby I love that Ice cream
Put it all in my mouth
Baby I love ice cream

Ice cream, baby I love that Ice cream
Put it all in my mouth
Baby I love ice cream

Ever since I was a kid, Just a shorty on the block
Yeah you know what I did When I heard that ice cream truck
I'd go running past the other kids to be first in line for those frozen treats
Now I'm just a grown man rapping to these mother fucking dope beats
But you know there's one thing that has never fucking changed
And that's my taste for ice cream, it's like deranged
Now gimme that ice cream fore I punch you right in your mouth
No bitch I'm serious, I'm fixin to hulk the fuck out

I love ice cream!
So many flavours
Put em all, in mah mouth
I don't share with any strangers

I wanna eat it all
From cherry to chocolate
Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it
Track Name: Like This
Like This, Like This
Track Name: Metal Dance
I love to dance like you know I should
there's something about it makes me feel so good
all I need is a beat that makes me tap my toes
to set me off man, like you don't even know

Don't get it twisted, I am metal as fuck
But when I hear that bass pumping I just wanna jump
Even with the metal coursing through my veins
I'm poetry in motion baby, you would be amazed


I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much
I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun
I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side
Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five

I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much
I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun
I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side
Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five

On any given day there's metal in my playlist
From slayer to cannibal corpse, metal is my favourite
It puts a fire in my bones and makes me feel so rad
But when I put on my dancing tunes my friends are like 'that's bad'

Let me tell you something dude, I don't give a fuck
You think you're too good to dance and so you've given up
But I'll bet if you forced yourself and started to dance
You'd have a hella good time if you just gave it a chance

I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much
I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun
I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side
Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five

I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much
I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun
I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side
Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five

I'm metal and I love to dance to dance to dance to dance
Track Name: The Power Of Poutine
Cheese Curds
Gravy
French Fries
Put em all together, you got
Poutine
Eat it so often it becomes, routine
Don't gimme none that bullshit shredded mozzarella
What you need is curds of chedda
And so much gravy
That I become the captain of the gravy navy
Sailin seas of brown
When you headed to motha fuckin flavour town
I'm talkin' bout poutine
Hell yeah
C'mon gimme that, Poutine
Damn Right
We all know it, we all love it, poutine
aww Yeeeeah
C'mon baby gimme some of that, Poutine
awww yeeeah

there i was, chillin at my apartment
cramming poutine in my mouth like i was born for it
and then I spilled some gravy on my documents

I got that Gravy all up on my documents
Delicious greasy brown all up on top of it
Then I had the next bite And everything was alright
Cuz That's the power of poutine, you don't know what I've seen

I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine, it rules us all
The power of poutine

There is nothing like it
In all the land
It makes me realize
How blessed I am
To be from Montreal
Where we can have it all
When that poutine says my name
You know I heed the call
This is, the power of poutine
Those fries, those curds and gravy will Unite us all
This is, the power of poutine
In all its glory, you can even eat too much
And then not be sorry

I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
I've seen the power of poutine
Poutine rules us all
Track Name: Snack And Cuddle
Girl I know you're all alone at home
Watchin' all the netfliggz
But I see you double tapping on my instagram
So I know where you head iz
Pretending you aint thinking bout Cheeto
Your lovely, tall, husky and bearded hero
Now come on tell me, how's your tummy baby?
Is that it I hear rumbling maybe?
I know those feels, girl
You got that hunger inside
And your bed is cold and lonely
cuz you always sleep on just the one side
Wishin you had someone to share a snuggle huddle
Believe me when I tell you, precious I just wanna snack and cuddle

Believe me, girl I just wanna snack and cuddle
So bring it on in, girl, I don't mean no trouble (x2)

Hunger and Loneliness is a dangerous combination
I know you wanna pick up your phone and text me your invitation
I bring the warmth you're looking for and also all the snacks
I know you had a long day, girl, so I'll even rub your back

Why would you deny yourself the pinnacle of comfort
By hanging out with skinny, beardless, fitness experts
When you know you could be gettin cozy in your own little bubble
With a big, bearded man that was built just to snack and cuddle

would ya Look at this, it's a plate of nachos that I made
and some white cheddar popcorn cuz you know that I know that it's your fave
I'll let you put on whatever bullshit you wanna watch on netflix
So long as you promise some beard rubs and then some head scratches
Maybe we can even build a fort with some pillows and some blankets
But we gotta make it extra large so that my huge ass will fit in it
It'll be our own little snack and cuddle bubble baby
Cuz tonight it's you and me against the world pretty lady

Why would you deny yourself the pinnacle of comfort
By hanging out with skinny, beardless, fitness experts
When you know you could be gettin cozy in your own little bubble
With a big, bearded man that was built just to snack and cuddle

Quiero, Merienda yabrazo
Eres Tan Bella, Por favor, comparta mis aparativos
Vamos, Merienda yabrazar
That's right motherfucker I speak spanish, because spanish is the language of passion
And I am passionate, as fuck, about both snacks and cuddles
So get ready you fuggin' bish cuz I'm gonna snack and cuddle your mother fucking face off

Quiero, Merienda yabrazo
Eres Tan Bella, Por favor, comparta mis aparativos
Vamos, Merienda yabrazar

Girl, if there was only one thing you should really know about me
It's that I'll always know deep down inside what it is that you wanna eat
And girl I know you hate calling to place the order for delivery
So you know I gotcha covered baby, give your phone to me
From burritos to bbq I always know just who to call
And you know when I'm around there's no judgement if we wanna we can eat it all
If we wanna we can eat it all x2

Believe me girl I just wanna snack and cuddle
So bring it on in, I don't mean no trouble
Believe me girl I just wanna snack and cuddle
So bring it on in, I don't mean no trouble