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The Hungriest Rapper

by Cheeto Dust

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I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name I'm the body positive champion of fat men A solid 11 on the scale of ten My name is cheeto dust So this is the part Where I gotta tell you all I'm the king of the world baby 10 feet tall tell ya I'm a better rapper than the ballers who ball But let me tell you something now Cheeto is in it to win it You can bet your ass Kanye West can't eat 20 chicken nuggets in less than 2 minutes And your boy Eminem is such a disgrace That fool wouldn't know a poutine If I used it to slap him in his stupid fucking face But all of that is neither here nor there What matters most is that beautiful smell in the air It smells like heaven comin right out the oven The vanilla gorilla, baby, to know him is to love him Cheeto Dust, I'm Cheeto Dust I'm the hungriest rapper that you've ever seen Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name I'm the body positive champion of fat men A solid 11 on the scale of ten My name is cheeto dust I once ate an omelette made with 18 eggs believe me when I say it was the bezt It had italian sausage in it and bacon bits So good I fell into orgasmic fits Why am I singin' bout my oversized breakfast dish? I really don't know but that shit was delish So I'mma do what I want like I always did Ever since I was a chubby little kid We gonna make another omelette And eat that fuckin omelette (4x) (crack the eggs) I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen Baby I'm the reason they invented powdered cheese you know, The kind that stains your fingers for days I'm Cheeto Dust, baby...don't forget the name I'm the body positive champion of fat men A solid 11 on the scale of ten My name is cheeto dust <pizza order> Put some pepperoni on it And extra cheeeeese and gimme some of that dippin sauce dude Pretty, pretty please I want all of your pizza, in and around my mouth Just thinkin' bout it makes me feel funny way down south Baby I'm the hungriest rapper you've ever seen I don't think you know what incredible means But you're gonna learn today, girl Learn today Baby, you know you got me in just the right position to trade sexual favours for trips to the kitchen and I'll make you cum twenty times, girl, like a man on a mission
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Ice Cream 03:30
I love ice cream! So many flavours Put em all, in mah mouth I don't share with any strangers I wanna eat it all From cherry to chocolate Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it sometimes I'll mix it up Get some gelato Like a pick me up but Italiano Even sherbet works Or maybe sorbet Someone tell me what the difference is anyway And then you got the froyo That's frozen yogurt So many yummy flavours Comin out like a soft serve I like to go to places Where you serve your own So many yummy toppings MIND BLOWN And then there's ice cream cake From the queen of dairy Not just for birthdays Cram it in my face when we get married Some people say, Cheeto you got a problem You eat too much and even then some (man, I don't know what you talkin about) I love ice cream! So many flavours Put em all, in mah mouth I don't share with any strangers I wanna eat it all From cherry to chocolate Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it Then I gotta ask What about that banana split? Tastes so good it makes me just wanna quit but baby we both know it's too legit So get it in your mouth before I run away with it Run away with it, I run away with it Baby you better eat your banana split before I leave with it It's got whipped cream and cherries on the top Don't act like you don't know There's even chocolate sauce Ice cream, baby I love that Ice cream Put it all in my mouth Baby I love ice cream Ice cream, baby I love that Ice cream Put it all in my mouth Baby I love ice cream Ever since I was a kid, Just a shorty on the block Yeah you know what I did When I heard that ice cream truck I'd go running past the other kids to be first in line for those frozen treats Now I'm just a grown man rapping to these mother fucking dope beats But you know there's one thing that has never fucking changed And that's my taste for ice cream, it's like deranged Now gimme that ice cream fore I punch you right in your mouth No bitch I'm serious, I'm fixin to hulk the fuck out I love ice cream! So many flavours Put em all, in mah mouth I don't share with any strangers I wanna eat it all From cherry to chocolate Maybe vanilla, put a scoop right on top of it
3.
Like This 03:26
Like This, Like This
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Metal Dance 04:02
I love to dance like you know I should there's something about it makes me feel so good all I need is a beat that makes me tap my toes to set me off man, like you don't even know Don't get it twisted, I am metal as fuck But when I hear that bass pumping I just wanna jump Even with the metal coursing through my veins I'm poetry in motion baby, you would be amazed I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five On any given day there's metal in my playlist From slayer to cannibal corpse, metal is my favourite It puts a fire in my bones and makes me feel so rad But when I put on my dancing tunes my friends are like 'that's bad' Let me tell you something dude, I don't give a fuck You think you're too good to dance and so you've given up But I'll bet if you forced yourself and started to dance You'd have a hella good time if you just gave it a chance I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five I'm metal and I love to dance, so damn much I don't care whatcha think of me, it's so fun I shake my butt and I swing my beard, side to side Throw some high kicks and air guitar, one man high five I'm metal and I love to dance to dance to dance to dance
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Cheese Curds Gravy French Fries Put em all together, you got Poutine Eat it so often it becomes, routine Don't gimme none that bullshit shredded mozzarella What you need is curds of chedda And so much gravy That I become the captain of the gravy navy Sailin seas of brown When you headed to motha fuckin flavour town I'm talkin' bout poutine Hell yeah C'mon gimme that, Poutine Damn Right We all know it, we all love it, poutine aww Yeeeeah C'mon baby gimme some of that, Poutine awww yeeeah there i was, chillin at my apartment cramming poutine in my mouth like i was born for it and then I spilled some gravy on my documents I got that Gravy all up on my documents Delicious greasy brown all up on top of it Then I had the next bite And everything was alright Cuz That's the power of poutine, you don't know what I've seen I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine, it rules us all The power of poutine There is nothing like it In all the land It makes me realize How blessed I am To be from Montreal Where we can have it all When that poutine says my name You know I heed the call This is, the power of poutine Those fries, those curds and gravy will Unite us all This is, the power of poutine In all its glory, you can even eat too much And then not be sorry I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine I've seen the power of poutine Poutine rules us all
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Girl I know you're all alone at home Watchin' all the netfliggz But I see you double tapping on my instagram So I know where you head iz Pretending you aint thinking bout Cheeto Your lovely, tall, husky and bearded hero Now come on tell me, how's your tummy baby? Is that it I hear rumbling maybe? I know those feels, girl You got that hunger inside And your bed is cold and lonely cuz you always sleep on just the one side Wishin you had someone to share a snuggle huddle Believe me when I tell you, precious I just wanna snack and cuddle Believe me, girl I just wanna snack and cuddle So bring it on in, girl, I don't mean no trouble (x2) Hunger and Loneliness is a dangerous combination I know you wanna pick up your phone and text me your invitation I bring the warmth you're looking for and also all the snacks I know you had a long day, girl, so I'll even rub your back Why would you deny yourself the pinnacle of comfort By hanging out with skinny, beardless, fitness experts When you know you could be gettin cozy in your own little bubble With a big, bearded man that was built just to snack and cuddle would ya Look at this, it's a plate of nachos that I made and some white cheddar popcorn cuz you know that I know that it's your fave I'll let you put on whatever bullshit you wanna watch on netflix So long as you promise some beard rubs and then some head scratches Maybe we can even build a fort with some pillows and some blankets But we gotta make it extra large so that my huge ass will fit in it It'll be our own little snack and cuddle bubble baby Cuz tonight it's you and me against the world pretty lady Why would you deny yourself the pinnacle of comfort By hanging out with skinny, beardless, fitness experts When you know you could be gettin cozy in your own little bubble With a big, bearded man that was built just to snack and cuddle Quiero, Merienda yabrazo Eres Tan Bella, Por favor, comparta mis aparativos Vamos, Merienda yabrazar That's right motherfucker I speak spanish, because spanish is the language of passion And I am passionate, as fuck, about both snacks and cuddles So get ready you fuggin' bish cuz I'm gonna snack and cuddle your mother fucking face off Quiero, Merienda yabrazo Eres Tan Bella, Por favor, comparta mis aparativos Vamos, Merienda yabrazar Girl, if there was only one thing you should really know about me It's that I'll always know deep down inside what it is that you wanna eat And girl I know you hate calling to place the order for delivery So you know I gotcha covered baby, give your phone to me From burritos to bbq I always know just who to call And you know when I'm around there's no judgement if we wanna we can eat it all If we wanna we can eat it all x2 Believe me girl I just wanna snack and cuddle So bring it on in, I don't mean no trouble Believe me girl I just wanna snack and cuddle So bring it on in, I don't mean no trouble

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released December 4, 2015

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